Tag: clean comedy

Still No Common Sense

No matter how big the hammer is, you can’t pound common sense into someone.
We tried. The hammer broke. The sense never showed up.

That’s because common sense doesn’t respond to force, pressure, or loud noises. It doesn’t improve with bigger tools, stronger opinions, or more yelling. All that effort usually results in broken equipment, hurt feelings, and a dog quietly judging everyone in the room.