Booty Study of America 😂 Grandpa Investigates America’s Funniest Distraction

Booty Study of America is the official launch of Grandpa’s ridiculous animated comedy investigation into America’s funniest distraction. There is no grant money, no laboratory, no committee, and absolutely no adult supervision — just Grandpa, Slick, Muffin, a map, and way too much confidence.

Booty Study of America Begins Here

Booty Study of America begins with Grandpa launching what might be the least official research project ever filmed by Choice1-3D. Grandpa is calling it a cross-country study. Slick calls it “a lawsuit with captions.” Muffin calls it “proof that Grandpa should never be left alone near a microphone.”

This animated comedy opener sets the tone for the full series. Grandpa looks across America and decides every region has its own style, swagger, rhythm, and funny little cultural habits. The West Coast has yoga-certified, smoothie-powered confidence. The East Coast moves fast, drinks coffee, and has no time for foolishness. The North hides everything under thermals until spring hits like a plot twist. The South shows up with sweet tea, sundresses, and dangerous confidence. Then Hawaii enters with sunshine, island sway, and Grandpa completely losing focus.

Is this science? Absolutely not. Is Grandpa pretending it is science? Absolutely. That is what makes the Booty Study of America so funny. It is a cartoon comedy series that turns a silly everyday distraction into a full-blown fake field report, complete with regional breakdowns, raccoon commentary, and Grandpa acting like he has discovered something important.

This is adult comedy satire, but it stays playful, cartoonish, and YouTube-safe. The joke is not about being crude. The joke is Grandpa taking nonsense way too seriously. He studies sidewalks like a professor. He narrates regional behavior like a wildlife documentary. He has field notes, fake research, and two raccoons on standby asking the question every viewer is thinking: “What are we even studying?”

Slick & Muffin Join the Investigation

Slick and Muffin were not hired. They were not consulted. They did not sign a release form. But somehow, these two raccoons became the official witnesses to Grandpa’s Booty Study of America.

Slick is suspicious. Muffin is confused. Grandpa is committed. That is the whole recipe.

Slick says, “This ain’t science. This is Grandpa with a clipboard and a suspicious grin.”

Muffin says, “I don’t know what peer review means, but I’m pretty sure the porch raccoons voted no.”

Grandpa’s Field Notes

Grandpa believes every region of America has its own personality. Some people study history. Some people study weather patterns. Grandpa studies distraction levels with the confidence of a man who has never been asked to show his credentials.

On the West Coast, Grandpa finds fitness energy, beach sunshine, yoga mats, smoothies, and people who say “organic” like it adds ten points to their personality. On the East Coast, he finds fast walkers, coffee, attitude, and people who can cross a street, answer a phone, and judge your shoes all at the same time. In the North, Grandpa discovers that winter hides everything under coats, thermals, snow pants, scarves, and three emotional layers of “don’t talk to me until April.”

Then Grandpa heads South, where confidence comes with sweet tea, sundresses, front porch rhythm, and a level of charm that could make a church fan stop moving. Finally, the study drifts all the way to Hawaii, where sunshine, island breeze, and tropical rhythm hit Grandpa so hard he forgets what chapter he was on.

The Booty Study of America is not meant to be serious. It is meant to be loud, colorful, silly, cartoonish, and fun. This main opener gives viewers the roadmap for the full series and lets them jump into each regional comedy short below.

Script / Transcript

Grandpa: “Booty. America’s most powerful distraction.”

Grandpa: “I’ve traveled this country, studied the people, observed the sidewalks, and let me tell you — every region has its own booty behavior.”

Grandpa: “The West Coast got yoga-certified, smoothie-powered booties. The East Coast got fast-walking coffee booties with attitude.”

Grandpa: “The North hides everything under thermals till spring, and the South? The South got sweet tea confidence and front porch rhythm.”

Grandpa: “Then Hawaii shows up like the whole island got background music.”

Slick: “Muffin… is Grandpa doing science?”

Muffin: “No. He’s doing nonsense with subtitles.”

Grandpa: “Welcome to Booty Study of America — a cross-country study of America’s funniest distraction.”

Explore the Full Booty Study Series

Start with the main Booty Study of America opener, then follow Grandpa across the country as he turns every region into a ridiculous animated comedy field report. Each episode has its own flavor, its own joke, and its own level of Grandpa losing focus while Slick and Muffin try to keep the operation from becoming official evidence.

West Coast Booties

Yoga-certified, organic, free-range, smoothie-powered, and glowing like the beach has a personal trainer.

Watch West Coast

East Coast Booties

Fast-walking, coffee-powered, full of attitude, and already three blocks ahead of Grandpa’s thought process.

Watch East Coast

Northern Booties

Hidden under thermals, snow pants, long coats, and three full months of seasonal mystery.

Watch Northern

Southern Booties

Sweet tea, sundresses, porch confidence, and enough charm to make Grandpa forget the question.

Watch Southern

Hawaiian Booties

Island sway, sunshine, tropical rhythm, and Grandpa losing focus with ocean breeze in the background.

Watch Hawaiian

Main Opener

The official starting point where Grandpa launches the study and the raccoons immediately question everything.

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Why This Series Works

The reason Booty Study of America works is simple: Grandpa treats a silly subject like serious research. He is not just making jokes. He is acting like he has discovered a national pattern that must be documented before the evidence walks away. That fake seriousness gives the series its comedy rhythm.

Every episode gives the viewer something familiar. Everybody knows someone from the West Coast who talks about wellness. Everybody knows an East Coast walker who moves like they are late for a subway they are not even taking. Everybody understands Northern winter layers. Everybody knows Southern charm can stop traffic. And Hawaii? Hawaii already comes with its own soundtrack.

Add Grandpa’s narration, Slick and Muffin’s reactions, bright cartoon visuals, and the Choice1-3D style, and the result is a funny animated comedy hub that connects the whole series together. This post gives viewers the opener, the transcript, the field notes, and direct links to every regional episode.

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Watch Booty Study of America

Watch the Booty Study of America opener above, then jump into the full regional series. Grandpa has already started the investigation, Slick is already suspicious, Muffin is already confused, and America may never look at a map the same way again.